“90% of the work is done in the casting.”
“If they know my process, then they can help my process.”
“Do I claim fancy dress ... or, or go full English? Button down hope they don’t mention.”
“Comedy general requires a shared set of knowledge with its audience ... it tries to require the least amount of distance between your brain and your gut.”
“Why is it that every time I sit down somewhere it gets busy?”
This just made my day. The only question is: do I send it to my Father?
“If you don’t know what you want, how do you know you’re done?”
“No topic is off limits … know your intention.”
“Make like a thirty-year-old girl and settle.”
“Make the audience wonder what’s going on by putting them in the same position as the protagonist.”
“Nothing stupider than an intellectual.”
“SHORTS!”
“Good writing equals honesty plus style.”