“If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.”
“We’re all guilty of over telling stuff.”
“You don’t look for a car space in Kiev. You make one.”
— KIEV
— Wales, Brighton & London
“I reckon I’ll stop when the music stops tonight.”
“Unchanged man in a changing land. A man born ten years too late, a man out of time.”
“Acting funny is the worst thing you can do.”
“I dreamed I had a nose job last night. I woke up and was like ... no.”
“Comedy works by creating a situation, then letting people act and react to the situation and each other. ”
“Writing is a personal responsibility - either you do it, or you don’t.”
“Shut up Mom or the possum is going scratch yeah.”
“Nobu. It’s only about 30% better than YO! Sushi.”
“Comedy is a distortion of what is happening , and there will always be something happening.”
“I like how people dress in Hackney … it’s like a bad 80’s fitness video. ”