“If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.”
“Pointing the camera at the product just isn’t cutting it anymore, and that’s a good thing for everyone.”
“Comedy is a distortion of what is happening , and there will always be something happening.”
“It’s always because of the British.”
“Comedy general requires a shared set of knowledge with its audience ... it tries to require the least amount of distance between your brain and your gut.”
“Why is it that every time I sit down somewhere it gets busy?”
“A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.”
“Always look for different. If it’s a challenge ... do it.”
“Plans usually work, schemes often backfire.”
“It’s collaborative in the extreme ... except i get final cut.”
“I didn’t cut there because that’s where everyone else would cut.”
“Why is that the people with no taste tell the people with taste what to do?”
“Iron rusts from disuse; water loses its purity from stagnation... even so does inaction sap the vigour of the mind.”
“There are four hundred thousand words in the English language and there are seven of them you can’t say on Television”
“There is really only one rule: don’t be boring.”