“Regret is for people who can’t commit to something.”
“Do your homework.”
“I find more pennies on the ground in London then my bank account pays me interest.”
“It’s the fear of the white paper.”
“Cyclops there. Cyclops there. Cyclops there... Oh, my holy crap! Surveillance doe’s. I hate those.”
“I want to make beautiful things, even if nobody cares, as opposed to ugly things. That’s my intent.”
“I wanna talk to your face, not a space!”
“Don’t try to be all things to all people, but rather everything to a certain few.”
“Lack of detail is what separates the mundane from the comic.”
“The biggest mistake in comedy is trying too hard to make your characters funny. Let them be human - that’s funny enough.”