“No dad left behind.”
“Somethings not right with her, she’s a scientist I think.”
“Means your still alive if it hurts.”
“When I cut — I feel, I feel, I feel, and I say, “Here.” For no reason. Just feeling. Just — I feel that’s how long the shot should be. For no rational reason at all — I cannot explain why, but I know that it’s right. Why it’s right, I don’t know.”
“I was eating drippings before they were cool. ”
“Beautiful things don’t need attention. ”
“Look at the absurdity around you. Check for incongruities. By looking at the world through funky-coloured lenses, you’ll start experiencing humorous situations more often, which will ultimately provide fodder for your interactions with others.”
“UFC has nothing on Netball. ”
“Scotish and she fucking loved a takeaway.”
“Aberrations happen. You can drive yourself nuts trying to derive meaning from things that have no meaning, to begin with.”
“Closure is a made up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets ... it’s like true love and the Munich Olympics doesn’t exist in the real world. The only thing to do now is to keep living forward.”
“I’d say your beautiful, but I’ve used that line before.”
“Silience is the root of all comedy.”
“It’s always because of the British.”
“She looks like an orange, but inside she’s a grapefruit.”