“Life is ridiculous, so why not be a good guy?”
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“Comedy is about truth and revealing yourself. ”
“Lot’s of lipstick but no soul.”
“That’s the worst part about comedy ... it is incredibly hard. But in order for it to be done right, it has to look easy. Comedy is at its best when it’s completely not showing.”
“When Johnny laughs, they laugh.”
“Even if you work really, really hard, and even if people really, really like your material, it can get you nowhere.”
Andy Kaufman's Foreign Man - Saturday Night Live (Season One)
“If your profile says ‘not a douche’ you’re a douche.”
“I don’t know Jerry, there’s a void. Something’s missing.”
“I love having staring competitions with babies, mostly because I always win. Suckers.”
“It’s just not worth doing without the right people.”
Remember that champagne I was putting in my cereal at the end of May last year? Well, it ran out. But today I'm buying myself a magnum and drinking it out of the bottle ... I have an announcement to make.
Drumroll, please ...
Thanks Dad ... bang up job as usual.